4:00 pm: We arrived at the hospital and checked in.

4:05 pm: Leigh put on her hospital gown.

4:15 pm: Boredom set in.

4:30 pm: Leigh and I tossed around a few baby names. I’m leaning toward Thor if it’s a boy.

4:45 pm: Channel flipping was completely unsuccessful.

5:00 pm: Doctor arrived and commenced with procedures that were gross enough for me to leave the room.

5:15 pm: Further attempts at channel flipping remained unsuccessful.

5:30 pm: Contractions began.

5:45 pm: Leigh ordered food, and I set out to find the cafeteria.

6:00 pm: I ate my food. It was gross.

6:45 pm: Leigh’s food arrived: macaroni, green beans, and an unidentifiable rubbery meat-like substance, possibly chicken. It was gross.

6:50 pm: Leigh vowed never to eat hospital food again.

I'll never eat hospital food again!

I'll never eat hospital food again!

7:30 pm: We have abandoned the TV and have resorted to posting on the blog for entertainment.